August 31st, 2006


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You all may now congratulate me with one of the most significant dates of the year - the start of my annual allergy season. I've got it all: sneezing, runny nose, stuffiness, itchy eyes, runny eyes, itchy sore throat and even itchy inner ear. Miserable as hell. One good thing about it is, it cured me of the thoughts "maybe Omaha isn't that bad" that I got after being gone for three months. And my liver, proud of its "supermetabolizer" status can't help but show off it's too speedy CYP450 system and metabolizes any drug so quickly it doesn't have a chance to work. As someone suggested, maybe I should become an alcoholic and kill off 90% of my liver. *rolls eyes*