I am a Crown.
I'm regal and proud. People instinctively follow my lead, so I don't even have to try. Sometimes it's a drag. What Sort of Hat Are You?
Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.
I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?
I tried to do the "religion" test but couldn't because none of the options reflect how I really feel. That is quite true, as I have build my own view, and it does work for me. Nominally I am Russian Orthodox, and I have a few icons in my home and pray in front of them when I feel a need for help or comfort. Surprisingly, my prayers are answered in 98% of the cases. I don't know what I have done to deserve it. Perhaps, it's because God knows I won't trouble him with trifles or routine prayers, so if I am calling it is really worth looking at?
Even if I am not a teen any longer :)
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Yes, why?
Do you party a lot? How often?: Not a lot, I am a closet workaholic.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: No.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: Not unless it is required by proper English grammar.
Do you skip classes? How often?: Never, though I can appear 2 minutes before dismissal if I find the class a waste of my time, such as political science with bad instructor.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: No
Do you steal?: No
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: Define inappropriate
Do you drool over celebrities?: I don't drool over anything.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: I don't watch TV.
Do you ever watch the News?: At breakfast.
Do you even care about world issues?: Not anymore - I can't change them yet anyway, and I refuse to care about affairs of anyone other than myself & my close friends and family. It's highly ungratifying and useless to try to make a majority happy.
Do you read books often?: I try to, but lately I just didn't have time for it.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: I never failed a class, my grades are almost perfect.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: Yes, because I have friends among my classmates and my coworkers.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: No
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: No, I find it pathetic.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: No
Do you cuss a lot?: Only when I am VERY distressed and ready to kill.
Are you desperate to fit in?: Nah...
Are you intelligent?: Very, at least that's what everyone says.
The Goth Stereotype - very much not
The Punk Stereotype - very much not
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: It was 150 back when I was nine, and it was 136 in an on-line test I did last year. Formal education killed my brain cells.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Only Stanley Cup Playoffs and some of the Olympics.
Play a lot of sports?: No
Talk a lot about sports?: No
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: *breaks into laughter*
Are you arrogant?: Yes, is it wrong?
Are you a male or female whore?: Not a whore
Are you homophobic?: Somewhat
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: No, I tease them because they react funny
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: I have achieved enough to not feel insecure
Boobs = yes?: B cup as of now, and it is probably here to stay... though a friend shared an interesting recipe for boob enlargement - buckwheat, bacon and beer - maybe I will try it though I really don't care and I really don't like buckwheat or bacon
Parties = yes?: Good parties, yes.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: Long past that now. I can only drop out of doctorate program now :)
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: Only before important appearances :p
Have you ever been on a diet?: No
How much did you lose?: My weight has been between 132 and 142 for the last eight or so years.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: No
Make yourself throw up?: I try to avoid throwing up, as my stomach is a very sensitive thing, and I feel slightly sick more often than I would like.
Make-up?: Mascara and lipstic.
Low-cut tops?: Yes.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: B.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: Only when I am very nervous
Giggle a lot?: I don't giggle, even when drunk
What's the deal with boys?: Can't find one good enough for me.
Thongs?: A couple, to be worn only when the panty lines would show through tight dress/pants
Pretty bras?: Yes, but comfort is the main thing - I am so good with choosing bras (and have such a standard figure) that I never even feel them when I have them on).
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Nope.
Who's the weaker sex?: Depends if you look at physical strength, genetic survivability, mental stability, etc. etc. etc.
Are you a feminist?: Very much the opposite of them.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Yes, why? Not as hot as George Clooney, though :p
How often do you shave your legs?: As often as I need.
How about your armpits?: As often as I need.
Are you emotional?: No
Especially when on your period?: No
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality, though I can pretend well if I need to
Independence or Companionship?: Independence
Stability or Freedom?: Stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: Introvert
Popularity or Isolation?: You mean I can't have both?
Unique or Loved?: Respected.
Understood or Individual?: Don't care.
You or Them?: Me.
thirteen random things you like:
02) Intelligent people
07) Sunflower seeds
08) Good chocolate
09) Jewelry, especially earrings
11) Blue topazes
twelve movies: (the ones I like and can remember at the moment)
01) Gone with the Wind
02) The Fellowship of the Ring
03) Moscow Doesn't Believe in Tears
04) The Return of the King
05) many of the Soviet WWII-themed movies
06) Beloe Solnce Pustyni
07) Dracula (with Lawrence Olivier)
09) The Mummy (with Brendan Frazier)
11) Pirates of the Caribbean
eleven good bands/artists (the ones I like or don't hate):
01) Blind Guardian
04) Annie Lennox
06) Lora Bocharova
09) Oleg Gazmanov
10) Oleg Mityaev
ten things about you:
nine friends and aquiantances:
eight favorite foods/drinks:
02) sunflower seeds
04) raspberries (wild)
05) blueberries (wild)
06) red cap mushrooms
07) freshly baked bread
08) fried freshwater fish
seven things you wear daily:
05) lip balm (with or without lipstick)
07) something to hold my hair in a ponytail
six things that annoy you:
01) stupid people
02) people who take themselves too seriously
03) stupid questions
04) people who ask stupid questions
05) having to wait
06) not being all-powerful
five things you touch everyday:
01) my bedding
02) my car
03) my toothbrush
05) my keys
four shows you watch:
02) Weather forecast
03) M*A*S*H (only occasionally)
04) Star Treck (rare)
three celebrities you have a crush on (As a crush-challenged person, I will change that to celebrities I wouldn't mind dating):
01) Sean Bean
02) George Clooney
03) Johnny Depp
two people you'd like to kiss:
01) Any two of the
02) above three
one person you could spend the rest of your life with:
01) Myself, because I have no choice - this voice just wouldn't leave my head until the rest of my life is over.
while ELISA incubates, I can do a meme, can't I?
~This Or That~
1. chicken or beef: Chicken. I like fish, chicken, and pork, in that order. I can name only three dishes where beef is better than pork. Lowly Nebraskans don't get it...
2. flip flops or shoes: Shoes. Nice ones with heels.
3. candle or lightbulb: Lightbulb.
4. phone or email: Email, though the best way to communicate for me is in person.
5. fork or spoon: Fork (and knife).
6. earwax or booger: Booger.
7. deoderant or not: deodorant. And a bath.
8. onion or pickle: Pickle. Or green onions.
9. ink or lead: Ink.
10. mud or milk: Milk.
~ Random Questions~
1. Strangest thing that has happened to you: Falling out of time for several hours.
2. Do you have a crush on anyone? Nope.
3. What's the most embarassing thing you've done? Getting so drunk I couldn't dance.
4. What is the strangest thing you've eaten? I am a very conservative eater.
5. How do you really feel about the person who you swiped this from? A friend.
6. Are you scared of the dark? No.
7. Would you like to be a chimney sweeper? Definitely no.
8. Have you ever drank from a river? From a creek, but not from a river.
9. What color most suits the sky? Grey, like in the sky right after rain, when it looks like a watercolor painting, with many shades of grey.
10. What flavor of Brick do you like? Flavor of what?
~More Random Questions~
1. Do you like paper or plastic? Paper.
2. How do you become hyper? I don't.
3. Do you read and respond to all emails? I try to.
4. What do you enjoy doing outside? Hiding from the sun? Or running around in the rain? Baking in direct sunlight in extremely hot weather. Or hiking in moderately warm weather.
5. What is your favorite past time? Reading, dreaming, working.
6.Do you know how to be a smart shopper? Yes, but I despise being cheap, therefore I refuse to be what is commonly known as "smart shopper".
Normal Part Of This Q & A
1 IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? Somewhere in the mountains. Preferably Alps or Urals.
2 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Does jewelry count?
3 FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Hands.
4 WHAT'S THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Blind Guardian's Nightfall in Middle-earth more than a year ago.
5 WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? Wherever I am.
6 WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? Wherever stupid people are. They annoy me.
7 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? Shoulders and hands.
8 WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT? STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Mind and will. Strong mind is worthless without strong will.
9 WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Depends on when I go to bed and how many time zones I have switched.
10 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? Tea kettle.
11 WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? Stupid people and stupid questions.
12 IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Guitar or drums.
13 FAVORITE COLOR? Most shades of red, light blues, white and black.
14 WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV? Luxury sedans.
15 DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE? Not really.
16 FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK? "Bag of Apples" (it's a Russian book... I still have it).
17 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Summer.
18 WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE? Washing the floors. And anything that involves me being up to my elbows in dirt/dirty water.
19 IF YOU HAD ONE SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Being able to instantly move to anywhere on Earth.
20 IF YOU HAVE A TATOO, WHAT IS IT, OR WHAT WOULD IT BE? I despise tattoos.
21 CAN YOU JUGGLE? No, but I never really tried.
22 THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK WITH? My grandma.
23 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY? Wednesday and Sunday. Basically, any day other than Monday or Saturday.
24 WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? Boxes, a spare wheel, rugs, paper towels, and extra windwasher solution.
25 WHAT DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Neither. We doesssn't eatsss this, preciousss.
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