Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
You are a Vanya. Of all the elven races you are the
fairest, the wisest and generally most beloved
of the Valar, specially of Manwe and Varda.
Save for one war, in which you took part at the
command of the Valar, your history is a record
of your Cognitive development. Yes, you are the
kind of person who sits around discussing
poetry for hundreds of years or contemplating a
leaf for a few thousand years. You are a
thinker, not to say you dont do anything, you
tend to think things out very carefully before
you do anything. However if the Valar told you
to jump you would do so without question, thus
it is an infinitely good thing the Valar are
not Sadistic gods who delight in the suffering
of others. Innocent and good, heaven is where
Which kindred of Tolkien's Elves are you?
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I am always vascillating between Vanyar and Noldor. Half-breed, like dear Finarfin, perhaps?
1. Take five books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph:
"Well, I am back," he said. There was a brooding quality about many of the Habsburgs which distinguished them from the general run of monarchs and enhanced the image of their power, an image compounded largely of Catholic bigotry and Imperial reaction. The obvious solution to the problem is to eliminate either the vector or the parasite. Without sarcasm, he commented, "I had no idea being thrown in the dungeon was going to be good for you." Without a word Moiraine went to Bela.
Book 1. The Habsburgs: Portrait of a Dynasty by Edward Crankshaw
Book 2. A Man Rides Through (Mordant's Need, Volume II) by Stephen R. Donaldson
Book 3. New Guinea Tapeworms an Jewish Grandmothers: Tales of Parasites and People by Robert S. Desowitz
Book 4. The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan
Book 5. The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien
|Hellga is poisonous! Do not ingest!|
Hellga is indeed poisonous, being born and raised in the place where concentraion of heavy metals in water is 2000 times the norm. Even mosquitoes know that - no mosquitos that weren't born in the Urals (and thus in the very same water) bite me :)
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|Lambda is fragile and may break easily!|
So I was right when I said she was mildly neurotic :)
I like Oded Fehr, but I object to living in Africa. Now, who would Agent Lambda fetch, poor girl?
How... disappointing... He is a head shorter than her, and six children? She isn't insane yet. Let's drop the title... Someoene called Bret Michaels. Even worse. Let's try her nearly forgotten full name. Ethan Hawke again? I guess that is indeed her fate. Now I understand why she agreed to work for the PPC, low pay, constant stream of abuse, and all that...
Interestingly enough, none of my aliases fetched the result I really wanted. But as soon as I tried my real name, I got Sean Bean. Fate? :p
Nice, anonymous life with the great man in a civilized part of the world... Now all I need for complete happiness is an offer of vice president position at Pfizer *sigh*